12 May 2008 |
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Iggysexual
I heard someone say on TV the other day that 'everyone is a bit bisexual'.
But if every straight man is a bit gay and every gay man is a bit heterosexual, then surely that means that everyone fancies Whoopie Goldberg a bit?
I'm not suggesting that Whoopie Goldberg is directly in between categorisation as man or woman - I'm saying that if everyone supposedly fancies men and women to varying degrees on a scale, then surely on that same scale of varying degrees we all (men and women) fancy Iggy Pop at least a little bit. And we must all be slightly attracted to George Bush Senior, and we must all have some quantifiable attraction to the pop-singer Pink.
I'm here to say that we can scrap that scale, and if people say they don't fancy Iggy Pop, then trust them.
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